Friday, June 6, 2008

Life: Where I have a sick boyfriend

Help me. Send liquor. Send Xanax. Hell, send both!

J is sick and I have discovered the pattern of how he deals with it.

He dopes himself up with meds and hibernates like a bear. And when he wakes up from this, he IS a bear. What's worse, Sick Guy Who Whines Like A Baby or Sick Guy Who Is A Jackass?

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